Yep, I chickened out.
I know I said I was going to walk into the polling station and write “none of the above” on my ballot paper – but that was before I had the nightmare.
In this nightmare the Conservative and Labour candidates in my constituency had exactly the same number of votes and the vote was decided with a toss of a coin, which the Labour candidate won.
That win then gave Labour one seat more than the Conservatives in Parliament which meant Ed Mili-bland and Ed Balls-up became Prime Minister and Chancellor respectively and all because I spoiled my ballot paper.
Luckily it was only a dream but if it happened in reality I would never be able to live with myself - the thought that by spoiling my paper I could have put Milli-bland in power would be enough to send me to MK station and throw myself in front of a Pendolino.
So, as much as I dislike Cameron I could not take the chance.
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